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Sunday, July 29, 2007
I know it's base, but I find Chuck Norris jokes hill-arious.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
7/29/2007 10:19:00 PM by Todd Bacon
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