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Thursday, December 30, 2004
good ole days
12/30/2004 04:43:00 PM by Todd Bacon
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Thursday, December 16, 2004
No more Christmas Vacation??
After fellow travelers Alec Baldwin and Susan Sarandon accepted some cheesy little awards from the hate group that calls itself People for the American Way, Chase, PAW's master of ceremonies, "took the stage a final time and unleashed a rant against President Bush that stunned the crowd. He deployed the four-letter word that got Vice President Cheney in hot water, using it as a noun. Chase called the prez a 'dumb [expletive].' He also used it as an adjective, assuring the audience, 'I'm no [expletive] clown either. ... This guy started a jihad,'" the Post revealed.
Chase raged, "This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying schmuck ... and we still couldn't beat him with a bore like Kerry."
PAW's president, Ralph Neas, clucked: "Chevy Chase's improvised remarks caught everyone off guard, and were inappropriate and offensive. It was not what I would have said, and certainly not the language People for the American Way would ever use in discussing any president of the United States."
PAW's founder, Norman Lear, who still hasn't kept the promise he made to the Wall Street Journal to move to New Zealand if Bush won re-election, said: "I thought it was utterly untoward, obviously unexpected and unscripted and all that stuff. And, uh - it was Chevy Chase. He'll live with it. I won't."
P.S.: Democrat soon-to-be-ex-senator Tom Daschle, the Post tattled, "looked taken aback when he went on directly after Chase."
Daschle's opening line: "I've had to follow a lot of speakers, but ..."
Chevy, please keep up the hateful ranting. Republicans want your help to win more elections.
12/16/2004 04:05:00 PM by Todd Bacon
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004
This blog is dead. I have no inspiration - I comment well on other blogs (I think), but I have nothing original.
12/15/2004 04:27:00 PM by Todd Bacon
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Monday, December 06, 2004
Cheesy Movie Lines
Top 10 cheesiest lines in film:
1. "Titanic" - "I'm the king of the world!" (Leonardo DiCaprio)
2. "Dirty Dancing" - "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." (Patrick Swayze)
3. "Four Weddings and a Funeral - "Is it still raining..." (Andie MacDowell)
4. "Ghost" - "I love you." "Ditto." (Demi Moore)
5. "Top Gun" - "You can be my wingman any time." (Val Kilmer)
6. "Notting Hill" - "I'm just a girl..." (Julia Roberts)
7. "Independence Day" - "Today we celebrate our Independence Day." (Bill Pullman)
8. "Braveheart" - "They may take our lives..." (Mel Gibson)
9. "Jerry Maguire" - "You had me at hello." (Renee Zellweger)
10. "The Postman" - "You're a godsend, a saviour." "No, I'm a postman." (Kevin Costner)
12/06/2004 04:30:00 PM by Todd Bacon
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