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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Driver improvement...

Jenny and I were headed home after a peaceful round of shopping at Sam's Club back on September 30th. On said date I was pulled over by one of Evansville's fine officers of the law at which point he readily wrote me a citation for exceeding the posted speed limit. Officer scribbledygoop indicated that Michael T. Bacon did commit the following offense: vehicle speed 46 prima facie speed 35. I am a true believer in justice, and so I was not in the least irritated AT the officer who wrote me the ticket; until he purposed to tell me that had I only been driving 45, AND had it not been raining slightly, then he wouldn't have bothered stopping me. Anyway... Fast forward to November 10th when I appeared in Vanderburgh court with all the other criminals. That entire process is a joke. They herd people through like cattle. "Pay the fine?" "Take the course?" etc. It was an interesting experience. I opted to forego my third physical presence in a defensive driving course and chose the online course. It's a very good deal for the lawbreaker, because they hold off putting any record of the speeding ticket on your license, no points etc., and once you complete the $40 online course, you don't pay any other fine, and there is no record of the infraction on your license. So, in my mind it was a gimme. Well, here it is 3 days from the end of the allotted 90 day period in which I have to complete said online indiana driver improvement course and I've finally logged on, paid the fee and started taking the course. The reading material is actually decent, (they do lose points for using the phrase "collision causation"), but they have definitely formulated the quiz questions with Hoosier's lesser educated in mind. Here is one doozy of a question:

3 . You should never move an injured person in a collision unless there is immediate danger, such as _______.
a. pain
b. rain
c. fire
d. noise

That one really throws me, as I really wanted to mark all of the above. It took me a very short time to figure out how to snow the creators of this fancy shmancy online course. They won't allow you to quickly go to the questions, answer them, and be done with it. There is actually a timer thingy that forces you to wait a certain amount of time prior to answering the questions for each section and moving on. Fine. I'll just type something in my blog. Nana nana boo boo. I've discovered that the text is searchable, so I can simply scroll to the bottom of the section, read the questions, and in the event I don't know the answer - which is aggravatingly often for questions such as:

3 . At 55 mph a driver should be no less than _____ car lengths behind the vehicle they immediately follow.
a. four
b. six and a half
c. three and a half
d. five and a half

- I can go back to the top and simply search on "immediately" or some other key word in the question and find the answer quite readily. Do any of you reading this seem surprised that I would do something so heinous? Would you counsel me to read the text in it's entirety, given that is the spirit of the court-optioned driver improvement course? Do you think less of me and view me as an anarchist rebel? Do any of you actually like cheese? Time's up on Topic 4: Defensive Driving Techniques. Imagine that, I aced the questions. Now I'll spend two minutes finding the answers to Topic 5: Collision Prevention, but the timer nazi says I have to wait 12 minutes before actually answering the questions and moving on to the next exciting topic. The course in it's entirety is supposed to take 4 hours. Yay.

3/03/2004 06:44:00 PM by Todd Bacon 0 comments

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