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Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Four or five citizens eliminate the town villain by placing random holes in his body with shotguns. One of said villain's henchmen, the cleverly nicknamed three-hundred pound "Tiny", witnesses the bloody slaughter after a stuffed polar bear is toppled, pinning him to the ground.
The shotgun toters ask one another conspiratorially, "Did you see anything Jim?"
"Nope. I didn't see anything."
Shotguns in hand, they eye Tiny and ask, "Tiny... You see anything?"
Tiny responds, "A polar bear fell on me."
Roadhouse
5/28/2003 09:31:00 AM by Todd Bacon
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